What does Oppo think?

"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
12/24/2014 at 00:03 • Filed to: Ford, Trucker hat, Texas Forever

Found at my local Walmart.

I mean, it's got everything a Texas girl could want. Camo, Ford logo, and it's sparkly.

The only thing that would make it more perfect is if it came with a horse and a rifle.

ETA: Also, price of gas right now:

DISCUSSION (34)

Jedidiah > Xyl0c41n3
12/24/2014 at 00:06

They condensed raw hillbilly extract from abandoned meth labs then injected it into the cloth fibres.

Little did they know such a monstrosity would come out of the textile machine...

ttyymmnn > Xyl0c41n3
12/24/2014 at 00:07

Walmart sells rifles. Not sure about horses.

Dusty Ventures > ttyymmnn
12/24/2014 at 00:10

In Texas everyone sells horses. Last time I visited I bought one at HEB and sold it to Game Stop when I left.

ttyymmnn > Dusty Ventures
12/24/2014 at 00:13

For pennies on the dollar, I'm sure.

ttyymmnn > Xyl0c41n3
12/24/2014 at 00:14

I saw gas in Cedar Park for $1.94. It's crazy. I'm going to put a tank in my backyard and start stockpiling.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Xyl0c41n3
12/24/2014 at 00:16

I like everything but sparkly.

Agrajag > Dusty Ventures
12/24/2014 at 00:19

Did you trade it for cash or store credit? I heard they give you more in store credit. A horse has got to be worth at least $4 trade in.

Agrajag > Xyl0c41n3
12/24/2014 at 00:21

Pertaining to the hat: I wouldn't wear it. But I'm not opposed to someone else wearing it.

Pertaining to your gas: I was happy paying $3.09 for 93 yesterday. Now I am not.

Xyl0c41n3 > Agrajag
12/24/2014 at 00:27

Lol. Oh, I'm not gonna wear it. I put it right back on the shelf after I took that photo. I look awkward in trucker hats. I can somewhat pull off a fitted baseball cap, though. Lol.

As to your gas... where are you that even premium is still above three bucks?

Dusty Ventures > ttyymmnn
12/24/2014 at 00:30

If by "pennies" you mean "pocket lint," then yes

Xyl0c41n3 > Dusty Ventures
12/24/2014 at 00:31

Relevant:

Kinja'd!!!

Dusty Ventures > Agrajag
12/24/2014 at 00:32

This is GameStop. You could come in with five tons of buried pirate gold and they wouldn't say it's worth a $4 trade-in.

Xyl0c41n3 > ttyymmnn
12/24/2014 at 00:32

Really, I just want a horse. ^_^

Xyl0c41n3 > ttyymmnn
12/24/2014 at 00:33

Glad to know I'm not the only one who's had that very same thought. Heh.

Agrajag > Xyl0c41n3
12/24/2014 at 00:36

I don't believe you. Everyone can pull off trucker hat.

PA. Land of windy mountain roads and in explicably expensive gas.

edit: Windy? Winding? Fuck, I don't know.

EL_ULY > Xyl0c41n3
12/24/2014 at 00:39

siiiiiiiiiii !

Xyl0c41n3 > EL_ULY
12/24/2014 at 00:43

No mames, güey! Jajajaja. Es FEO! :-P

EL_ULY > Xyl0c41n3
12/24/2014 at 00:45

lol :]

 V8 Rustler > Xyl0c41n3
12/24/2014 at 00:58

Why no premium fuel for that extra hp?

DancesWithRotors - Driving Insightfully > Xyl0c41n3
12/24/2014 at 00:58

It was $1.89 in Missouri when I filled the 740, yesterday.

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Agrajag
12/24/2014 at 01:00

Eh, I'm actually surprised that New York appears to have cheaper gas than you right now. Really odd, eh?

Xyl0c41n3 > Agrajag
12/24/2014 at 01:00

Heh. I got ya.

And the trucker hat thing is very true. I tried to take a selfie with that hat on and I nearly broke my phone. Sometimes, you just have to know your limits. :-P

Xyl0c41n3 > V8 Rustler
12/24/2014 at 01:07

Lol. I drive a teeny tiny 4 cylinder that barely pumps out 120hp. It's fine without premium. It wouldn't even know what to do with premium. ^_^

Agrajag > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
12/24/2014 at 01:11

Not sure. I know NJ is way cheaper.

Dusty Ventures > Xyl0c41n3
12/24/2014 at 01:13

Texans gonna Tex

Dusty Ventures > Xyl0c41n3
12/24/2014 at 01:14

I would've paid good internets to see that :-p

Xyl0c41n3 > Dusty Ventures
12/24/2014 at 01:17

This is why you need to play CAH. There's always selfie swaps there.